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Captain of the Belgrano: I'm outside the f%*king exclusion zone -- Famous people swearing...
Captain of the Exxon Valdez to Third Mate: "I said SCOTCH on the rocks, not STOP on the rocks!
The only thing that remained loaded on the Valdez was the captain....
Captain of the Titanic: Where's all that f%*king water coming from? -- Famous people swearing...
Captain ... one .. harmless ... little ... Tribble?
Captain, Permission to hook up blender attachments to Mr Data
Captain, phasers and photons down, get the hand phaser ou
Captain Picard! Mr. Spock just swallowed our budget!
Captain Picard, stop staring at my chest! -- Troi
Captain Picard, you are now relieved of duty. I judge you to be disabled, mentally incapacitated.
.. -- Dr. Crusher, "Lonely Among Us", stardate 41249.3...
Captain Picquard trusts his bartender's instincts and saves the Federation.
-- Karl's synopsis of a recent Star Trek episode...

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