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• HELP ME! MY BRAIN!!! I JUST DROPPED IT! AAARRGGGGHHH!
• Bart: Look, my stomach really hurts. Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.
  Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness....
• Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
  Joey: Karen. Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her....
• Director: I know how you feel, Mr. Simpson. I myself have spent years searching for &l
  my> long-lost twin brother. Homer: Yeah yeah yeah....
• Bart: [thinking] Well, it looks like it's just you and me, Barty-boy.
  [aloud] Oh, great, I get to spend the summer with my brain....
• Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
  Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the -- [realizes] I mean ask away....
• Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
  You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
• None of you would help me when I baked my bread, now all of you would help me eat it.
  I can see that you are very well fed, which indicates that you don't need it. Enough said....