Miscellaneous Collections

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Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?
Can you cook? Can you sew? Well, I don't want to know, cause that's not what you need on the inside to make the time go.
-- Ian Anderso...
Can you count the things you don't know about?
Can you do Addition?" the White Queen asked. "What's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?
"I don't know," said Alice. "I lost count." "She can't do Additio...
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am?
Can you fill us in more on this, Lt. Data?
Can you find the mispelled word in hear?
Can you get a DUI on the information superhighway?
Can you give me a lift back?" "Ah -- can do. But won't." -- Monty Pytho
Can you hammer a 6-inch spike into a wooden plank with your penis?
"Uh, not right now." "Tsk. A girl has to have some standards." -- "Real Geniu...

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