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• Cop: "He's making a break for it. Get him!" Fry: "No, no, I was just picking my nose.
  Cop: "He's picking his nose. Get him!...
• Before I go out to take a picture of someone, I just stop at the city desk and say, 'Do you want him gazing out toward the sunset or picking his nose?
  ' -- Calvin Trilli...
• How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Arnold, age 10...
• You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose.
  Since this is definitely a no-no, you: (a) Pretend to wave to someone across the room and with one fluid motion, bury your forefinger in your nostril right up to the 4th joint....
• I wasn't picking my nose...I was scratching.
• Stop picking your nose and go to the next message
• Imagine no BBS's. I wonder if you can?
• Everything you can imagine is real. -- Picasso