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Can you imagine what it would be like if there had been ``look and feel'' lawsuits over automobiles?
-- Mark Diekhans (markd@sco.com)...
Can you MAIL a BEAN CAKE? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Can you make a [hot toddy]?" --"Can you make a shoe stink?" -- "Caddyshack
Can you operate it, Spock?
Can you program? Well, I'm literate, if that's what you mean!
Can you put your hands in your head? Oh, no.
Can you recommend a way to counter the effect? Simple, change the gravitational constant of the universe.
What?! Change the gravitational constant of the universe, thereby altering the mass of the a...
Can you remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty?
Can you remember when you didn't want to sleep? Isn't it inconceivable?
I guess the definition of adulthood is that you want to sleep ....
Can you remember your first fortune cookie?

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