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Can I park here?" "Nope", said the cop. "Well, then how come these other cars are parked here?
"They didn't ask me", replied the cop....
Can I run DBLSPACE or STACKER on my VISA card?
Can I upgrade my Hard drive to a Warp Drive?
Can my sword talk to your axe? -- Famous Last Word
Cannibalism is a small price to pay for popularity.
Cannibalism suits you.
CANNIBAL, n. A gastronome of the old school who preserves the simple tastes and adheres to the natural diet of the pre-pork period.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Cannibal: one who gets fed up with people.
Cannibals aren't vegetarian; they're humanitarians.
Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained...
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