Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Can't I another's face commend, And to her virtues be a friend, But instantly your forehead lowers, As if her merit lessen'd yours?
-- Edward Moore (1712-1757) -- The Farmer, the Spaniel, and the Ca...
Can't I love you for your mind and like your hooters too?
Can't let you get involved, it's too dangerous." "I'm a big girl.
"Yeah... and in all the right places, too." -- North By Northwe...
Can't refute the message? Attack the messenger! -- Conservative Rule #9
Can't see it? It IS there, using Stealth technology.
Can't stand the heat? Stop burning the books!
Can't the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they've caused?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
can't unlink suspend file.
Can't use Windows, have single tasking brain and fingers.
Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives!

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