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CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Cannon to right of them, Cannon to left of them, Cannon in front of them.
. . . . Into the jaws of death, Into the mouth of hell Rode the six hundred....
Cannot find ORG.ASM girlfriend halted...
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
Cannot fork -- try again.
Cannot load CLINTON.SYS - File Corrupt - Truth Not Found!
Cannot open /usr/games/lib/fortunes.
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
Cannot understand tagline (A)bort (R)etry (L)augh anyway
Can one desire too much of a good thing? -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
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