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• The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
  "I would not interfere with any one's religion, either to strengthen it or to weaken it....
• Give a man a fire and you keep him warm for a night.
  Set him on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life....
• Blew his O-rings.
• He that hath love in his breast hath spurs in his sides. -- Herbe
• Been playing with his wand too much.
• Virtue could see to do what virtue would By her own radiant light, though sun and moon Were in the flat sea sunk.
  And Wisdom's self Oft seeks to sweet retired solitude, Where with her best nurse Contemplation She plumes her feathers and lets grow her wings, That in the various bustle of resort Were all-to ruffled, and sometimes impair'd....
• My new boyfriend is an absolute magician!" burbled the girl.
  How so?" inquired her roommate. "When he waves his magic wand at me, all my inhibitions disappear....
• Moishe Margolies, who weighed all of 105 pounds and stood an even five feet in his socks, was taking his first airplane trip.
  He took a seat next to a hulking bruiser of a man who happened to be the heavyweight champion of the world....
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....