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• Life is cruel ... it keeps me in stitches.
• Life is cruel? Compared to what? -- Edward Abbey
• But since life is cruel, to you and to me, here I am. -- Umberto Eco
• Bender: "Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending.
• A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast; but the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel.
  -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xii, 10...
• Professor: Being captain is about intuition and heart.
  A good captain can't have either one. That's why cold, logical Bender is perfect for the job....
• Electrons on a bende
• BCU: Be Cruel and Unusual
• If it's not cruel and unusual, it's not punishment.