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• Two mortuaries have closed recently, due to (oh, sorry about this, really I am) the stiff competition!
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Phoebe: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you?
  Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry....
• QUEEN Not much of a career to get into if you can help it.
  Tends to involve flying all over the place being famous....
• Paul: Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights.
  In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards, you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup....
• Leela: Is there some way to keep them from breeding?
  Paul: Cold showers don't work on Antarctic creatures....
• I'm really sorry about always saying I'm really sorry.
• Let's just say that where a change was required, I adjusted.
  In every relationship that exists, people have to seek a way to survive....