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• Zoidberg: Uncle Zoid, you're looking young enough to be thrown back!
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Once upon a time, a four-year-old boy was visiting his uncle and aunt.
  He was a very outspoken little boy and ofttimes had to be censured to say the right thing at the right time....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
  ) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
• Woman: The next day, Hugh goes back to England, and you never see him again.
  Lisa: Wow. Now that I know all this, isn't there any way to change the future?...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Apu: [grabs a tofu dog off the grill] Quick, quick, no time to cook them -- they will plump in my stomach.
  [quickly eats the hot dog] [drinks some beer quickly and burps] [spots a pretty woman] Hello, beautiful....