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Bender: If It Ain't Black And White, Peck, Scratch And Bite.
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Bender: If it ain't black and white, peck, scratch and bite.
Related:
Bender: Bite my shiny, metal ass!
Dr. Zoidberg: "Talk to the claw." Bender: "Bite my collosal metal ass.
It's not a black or a white thing. It's a death thing.
OPTIMIST: A proponent of the belief that black is white.
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
What's black and white and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman.
Although you should not bite your fingernails, when you do, it avoids being called on by friends to scratch their back.
I'm not black like Barry White though I am white like Frank Black is. -- The Bloodhound Gang.
What's black and white and red all over? An embarassed zebra.
