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While we are sleeping, two-thirds of the world is plotting to do us in. -- Dean Rusk
While you don't greatly need the outside world, it's still very reassuring to know that it's still there.
While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and are making another attack.
While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
Whip it, whip it good!
Whistler's Law: You never know who is right, but you always know who is in charge.
Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
White House carpenters have reworked the master bedroom, remodeling it so that Ronnie can sleep with his head in the hall.
That way, by the time he wakes up, somebody will have already shined his hai...
Whitehead's Law: The obvious answer is always overlooked.

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