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• Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon.
  After a while you run out of air to push against....
• Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
• You are an excellent tactician, Captain. You let your second in command attack while you sit and watch for weakness.
  -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9...
• Always talk to your wife while you're making love...if there's a phone handy.
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• Life is what happens while you are making other plans. LENNON
• For the rest of your life you must run, Your day in the sun is done, You're a LIBERAL.
  .. Run, liberal, run! ... Big government was your creed...
• VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder.
  This nitpicking is sickening to your friends....