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Two men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
One of the three men says, "I've got an idea....
Two men came before Nasrudin when he was magistrate.
The first man said, "This man has bitten my ear -- I demand compensation....
Two men look out through the same bars; one sees mud, and one the stars.
Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one. "Tell me...
Two peanuts were walking through the New York. One was assaulted.
Two percent of zero is almost nothing.
Two rights don't make a wrong, they make an airplane.
Two Russian friends happen to meet in Red Square. One of them says, "By the way, did you hear that Romanov died?
"No," replied the other, "I didn't even know he'd been arrested!...
Two sure ways to tell a REALLY sexy man; the first is, he has a bad memory. I forget the second.
Two Swedish guys get of a ship and head for the nearest bars.
Each one orders two vodkas and immediately downs them....

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