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Two battleships assigned to the training squadron had been at sea on maneuvers in heavy weather for several days.
I was serving on the lead battleship and was on watch on the bridge as night fell. T...
Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long. -- Howard Kandel
Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.
Two Finns and a penguin are sitting on the front porch of a large house.
The penguin is dripping in swea...
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor.
"One thing about Jim," the other said to the bartender, "he sure knows when to stop...
Two heads are better than one. -- John Heywood
Two heads are more numerous than one.
Two hundred years ago today, Irma Chine of White Plains, New York, was performing her normal housekeeping routines.
She was interrupted by British soldiers who, rallying to the call of their superv...
Two is company, three is an orgy.
Two is not equal to three, even for large values of two.

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