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Uncle Cosmo, why do they call this a word processor?
It's simple, Skyler. You've seen what food processors do to food, right?...
Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb: Never use your thumb for a rule.
You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it....
Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.
-- Robert D. Sprecht, Rand Corp....
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. -- J.K. Galbraith
Under deadline pressure for the next week. If you want something, it can wait.
Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic......
Under every stone lurks a politician. -- Aristophane
Under the wide and heavy VAX Dig my grave and let me relax Long have I lived, and many my hacks And I lay me down with a will.
These be the words that tell the way: "Here he lies who piped 64K, Brough...
Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics: Superiority is recessive.
understand, v: To reach a point, in your investigation of some subject, at which you cease to examine what is really present, and operate on the basis of your own internal model instead.

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