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  From an old joke about two lions who, escaping from the zoo, split up to increase their chances but agree to meet after 2 months....
• Boxing is the only sport in the world where two men get paid for doing something to each other that if they did otherwise
  hey would get arrested for doing, particularly if one or both of them had been drinking beforehand....
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  The other drunk says, "Whaddya mean hear about 'em? I married one!" -- Hap Happy...
• lion food: [IBM] n. Middle management or HQ staff (or, by extension, administrative drones in general).
  From an old joke about two lions who, escaping from the zoo, split up to increase their chances but agree to meet after 2 months....
• Did you hear about the snail that was mugged by two tortoises?
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• A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt.
  As he neared the far curb, he noticed two young blondes in a red convertible eyeing him and giggling....
• Two psychiatrists meet. One says to the other, "I went home for Easter and I made a terrible Freudian slip.
  The other said, "What did you say?" He said, "Well, I started to say to my mother, "Pass the hot cross buns....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Two behaviorists meet in the morning and one says to the other, You're fine. How am I?