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user, n: The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot.
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. -- S.C. Johnso
Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef. -- Tom Robbi
/usr/news/gotcha
Usually, when a lot of men get together, it's called a war. -- Mel Brooks, "The Listene
VACATION: A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday life-style to recuperate.
Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Van Roy's Law: Honesty is the best policy - there's less competition.
Van Roy's Truism: Life is a whole series of circumstances beyond your control....
Variables don't; constants aren't.
Vax Vobiscum
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