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Vegetables are what food eats. Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
Fish are fast moving vegetables. Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them....
Vegeterians beware! You are what you eat.
Velilind's Laws of Experimentation: 1. If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.
2. If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points....
Veni, Vidi, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
Verba volant, scripta manent!
Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic. -- E.F. Benso
Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five.
The reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of thirty-five....
Very few profundities can be expressed in less than 80 characters.
Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all.
The conscientious historian will correct these defects. -- Herodotu...

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