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TV is chewing gum for the eyes. -- Frank Lloyd Wrigh
Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never even had the decency to thank her.
-- R.B. Gossling...
Twas bergen and the eirie road Did mahwah into patterso
"Beware the Hopatcong, my son! All jersey were the ocean groves, The teeth that bite, the nails And the red bank bayonne....
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves And as in uffish thought he stood Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame All mimsy were the borogroves Came whuffling through the tulgey...
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! All mimsy were the borogroves The jaws that bite, the claws And the mome raths outgrabe....
Twas bullig, and the slithy brokers Did buy and gamble in the craze "Beware the Jabberstock, my son!
All rosy were the Dow Jones stokers The cost that bites, the worth By market's wrath unphased. ...
Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks Did gyre and gimble in their cave All mimsy was the CS-VAX And Cory raths outgrave.
"Beware the software rot, my son! The faults that bite, the jobs that thrash! Be...
Twas the night before Christmas -- the very last one -- When the blazing of lasers destroyed all our fun.
Just as Santa had lifted off, driving his sleigh, A satellite spotted him making his way. The...
Twenty two thousand days. Twenty two thousand days.
It's not a lot. It's all you've got. Twenty two thousand days....

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