Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Miscellaneous Collections
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only specification is that it should run noiselessly.
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. -- Alan Wa
Trying to get an education here is like trying to take a drink from a fire hose.
T-shirt: Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling me chum!
Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.
Turn on, tune in, and take over. -- Tim Leary
Turn the other cheek. -- Jesus Chri
Turnaucka's Law: The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.
Tussman's Law: Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
< previous
...
10986
10987
10988
10989
10990
10991
10992
10993
10994
10995
...
11174
next >
