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• Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
• You can plug in Virtually anywhere.
• You can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
• You can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
• How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
• Live today; you can always procrastinate tomorrow.
• New Yorkers like to boast that if you can survive in New York, you can survive anywhere.
  But if you can survive anywhere, why live in New York? -- Edward Abbey...