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• A perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 am.
• If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? -- Charles Pierce
• Pizza: Nature's perfect food.
• Eddie's First Law of Business: Never conduct negotiations before 10
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• I usually take a two-hour nap, from 1:00 to 4:00. -- Yogi Berra
• ATTENTION: Baby Seal Clubbing at 8:00 P.M. on Holodeck 4!
• I want this message corrected and on my desk at 4:00 PM.
• The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that.
  We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love....
• The perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home.