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  -- Woody Alle...
• That's no answer," Job said, "And for someone who's supposed to be omnipotent, let me tell you 'tabernacle' has only one l.
  -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathe...
• Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.
  -- Woody Alle...