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The molars, I'm sure, will be all right, the molars can take care of themselves," the old man said, no longer to me.
But what will become of the bicuspids?" -- The Old Man and his Bridge...
The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me. -- Nicol Williamso
The moon is made of green cheese. -- John Heywood
The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away.
The Moral Majority is neither.
The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play.
-- Captain Kirk, "Shore Leave...
The more control, the more that requires control.
The more cordial the buyers secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
The more data I punch in this card, the lighter it becomes, and the lower the mailing cost.
-- S. Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary...

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