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• You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white
  And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?...
• I don't know WHY I said that.. I think it came from the FILLINGS in my rear molars.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white
  And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?...
• You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white
  And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?...
• Burns: I see it all, now. You're just a bunch of yes-men.
  I was making the wrong moves and you were too gutless to tell me!...
• A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games.
  "You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said....
• Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned?
  -- Old Testament -- Proverbs vi, 27...
• An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren gathered around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a deeply loved family member.
  The old man is in a light coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours....