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• The more crap you believe, the better off you are. -- Charles Bukowski
• GMC: Got More Crap
• Homer: [panicky] Oh my God, I'm going to be sucked into a black hole
  I'm going to be sucked into oblivion, I'm going to be nothing, and what's going to be coming out the other side, I don't know!...
• If you can get others to believe your crap, you will be successful, but if you believe it yourself you are in trouble.
• You can't get out more than you put in.
• You know, we've won awards for this crap. -- David Letterma
• Those signs--that "Baby on Board" crap--doesn't it make you want to hit the car harder?
  -- Sue Kolinsky...
• To Smokers: I don't mind if you smoke just so I can crap in your cup.
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game.