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The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.
The Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize it is your move. -- Frank Crane
The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences: He who has the gold makes the rules.
The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.
-- John Barrymore...
The good (I am convinced, for one) Is but the bad one leaves undone.
Once your reputation's done You can live a life of fun. -- Wilhelm Busch...
The good time is approaching, The season is at hand.
When the merry click of the two-base lick Will be heard throughout the land....
The Gordian Maxim: If a string has one end, it has another.
The government has just completed work on a missile that turned out to be a bit of a boondoggle
icknamed "Civil Servant", it won't work and they can't fire it....

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