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• The government has just completed work on a faulty missile
  nicknamed 'Civil Servant', it won't work and they can't fire it....
• A taxpayer is someone who doesn't have to take a civil service examination to work for the government.
  -- Krueger's law....
• Swearing increases in inverse proportion to the amount of work completed.
• every Man has a Property in his own Person. This no Body has any Right to but himself.
  The Labour of his Body, and the Work of his Hands, we may say, are properly his....
• The perfect civil servant is the man who has a valid objection to any possible solution.
  -- A.H. Heats, May 16, 1965...
• Government doesn't work. -- Harry Browne
• Homer: Oh yeah? [pulls out a trophy] Well _I_ won the belching contest at work.
  [belches in Jay's face] [everyone laughs] Jay...
• The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.
  -- Vail's Second Axiom...
• Vail's Second Axiom: The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.