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The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late for supper and she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.
-- Bill Lawrence...
The horror... the horror!
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".
-- H. Allen Smith...
The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
-- Sir George Jessel...
The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity -- the rest is overhead for the operating system.
The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protei
it rejects it. -- P. Medawa...
The human race has been fascinated by sharks for as long as I can remember.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. -- Mark Twai
The human race never solves any of its problems. It merely outlives them. -- David Gerrold
The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that what she doesn't know won't hurt him.
-- Leo J. Burke...

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