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• My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg...
• I've really got into astronomy lately. So much so that I have installed a skylight in my ceiling.
  This really upsets the people that live above me. -- Steven Wrigh...
• They sent for me to come down to Washington in an airplane .
  .. Sure enough, no sooner I got on the plane they strapped me down....
• RETURN An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want to return goods to their place of purchase.
  - When you get to the shop, radiate confidence. For some reason, whenever I'm in this situation I get pangs of guilt going through my mind....
• We've got some good players and so have they - that's the difference.
• It was so cold, I almost got married.
• I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything.
  So anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that switch up and down....
• I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything.
  .. so anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that switch up and down....
• I had some morals, luckily, I got my money back.