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The important thing to remember about walking on eggs is not to hop.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
-- The Best of Will Roge...
The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people.
-- Donald N. Smith, preside...
The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists.
That is why they invented hell. -- Bertrand Russell...
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessing
the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. -- Churchill...
The instruments of science do not in themselves discover truth.
And there are searchings that are not concluded by the coincidence of a pointer and a mark....
The introduction of a new kind of music must be shunned as imperiling the whole state, for styles of music are never disturbed without affecting the most important political institutions.
... The new...
The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.
The Israelis are the Doberman pinschers of the Middle East.
They treat the Arabs like postmen. -- Franklyn Ajaye...
The Israelites were all waiting anxiously at the foot of the mountain, knowing that Moses had had a tough day negotiating with God over the Commandments.
Finally a tired Moses came into sight. "I've...

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