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The Government just announced today the creation of the Neutron Bomb II.
The goys have proven the following theorem... -- Physicist John von Neumann, at the start of a classroom lecture.
The grass is always greener on the other side of your sunglasses.
The grave's a fine and private place, but none, I think, do there embrace. -- Andrew Marvell
The graveyards are full of indispensable men. -- Charles de Gaulle
The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog: The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks.
Since this means him standing...
The great merit of society is to make one appreciate solitude.
-- Charles Chincholles, "Reflections on the Art of Life...
The Great Movie Posters: *A Giggle Gurgling Gulp of Glee* With Pretty Girls, Peppy Scenes, and Gorgeous Revues -- plus a good story.
-- Tea with a Kick (1924) Whoopie! Let's go!... Hand-picked Be...

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