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The Heineken Uncertainty Principle: You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.
The hell with the prime directive! Let's kill something!
The help people need most urgently is help in admitting that they need help.
The herd instinct among economists makes sheep look like independent thinkers.
The heroic hours of life do not announce their presence by drum and trumpet, challenging us to be true to ourselves by appeals to the martial spirit that keeps the blood at heat.
Some little, unassum...
The higher you climb, the more you show your ass. -- Alexander Pope, "The Dunciad
The history of warfare is similarly subdivided, although here the phases are Retribution, Anticipation, and Diplomacy.
Thus: Retribution: I'm going to kill you because you killed my brother. Antici...
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars." -- Johnny Carso
The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.
-- Helen Rowland...

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