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Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York City.
One is "Hey, taxi." Two is, "What train do I take to get to Bloomingdale's?...
Someone is speaking well of you.
Someone is speaking well of you. How unusual!
Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
Someone will try to honk your nose today.
Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow....
Something unpleasant is coming when men are anxious to tell the truth. -- Benjamin Disraeli
Something's rotten in the state of Denmark. -- Shakespeare
Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder.
.. and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn. -- N.V. Plyte...

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