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Stenderup's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.
Step back, unbelievers! Or the rain will never come.
Somebody keep the fire burning, someone come and beat the drum....
Still a few bugs in the system... Someday I have to tell you about Uncle Nahum from Maine, who spent years trying to cross a jellyfish with a shad so he could breed boneless shad.
His experiment back...
Still looking for the glorious results of my misspent youth.
Say, do you have a map to the next joint?...
Stinginess with privileges is kindness in disguise. -- Guide to VAX/VMS Security, Sep. 1984
Stock's Observation: You no sooner get your head above water but what someone pulls your flippers off.
Stone's Law: One man's "simple" is another man's "huh?
Stop! There was first a game of blindman's buff. Of course there was.
And I no more believe Topper was really blind than I believe he had eyes in his boots....
Stop me, before I kill again!
Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you.

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