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Stanford women are responsible for the success of many Stanford me
they give them "just one more reason" to stay in and study every night....
Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel
Star Trek can turn your brains to puree of bat guano...
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. -- W.C. Field
Start the day with a smile. After that you can be your nasty old self again.
State license plates we'd like to see
State license plates we'd like to see: ALABAMA ARIZONA IC1 NOW 120 F THE UFO SIGHTING STATE THE HEAT PROSTRATION STATE CONNECTICUT MISSISSIPPI 5
36 EXP 4I4S2PS WHERE THE SMA...
State license plates we'd like to see
STATISTICS: A system for expressing your political prejudices in convincing scientific guise.
Statistics are no substitute for judgement. -- Henry Clay
Statistics means never having to say you're certain.

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