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Squirrels eating squirrels, my God, that's sick.
St. Patrick was a gentleman who through strategy and stealth drove all the snakes from Ireland.
Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
Staff meeting in the conference room in 3 minutes.
Stalin was dying, and summoned Khruschev to his bedside.
Wheezing his last words with difficulty, Stalin tells Khruschev, "The reins of the country are now in your hands....
Stamp out organized crime!! Abolish the IRS.
Stamp out philately.
STANDARDS: The principles we use to reject other people's code.
Standards are different for all things, so the standard set by man is by no means the only 'certain' standard.
If you mistake what is relative for something certain, you have strayed far from the ul...
Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.

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