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Spence's Admonition: Never stow away on a kamikaze plane.
Spend extra time on hobby. Get plenty of rolling papers.
SPINSTER: A bachelor's wife.
SPIRTLE: The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
Spock: The odds of surviving another attack are 13562190123 to 1, Captain.
Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.
SPOUSE: Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
Spring is here, spring is here, Life is skittles and life is beer.
SQUATCHO: The button at the top of a baseball cap. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend
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