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Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
Its five-year mission: to explore strange new world...
SPAGMUMPS: Any of the millions of Styrofoam wads that accompany mail-order items.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
Speak roughly to your little boy, And beat him when he sneeze
He only does it to annoy Because he knows it teases....
Speak roughly to your little Vax, And boot it when it crashe
It knows that one cannot relax Because the paging thrashes!...
Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.
Speak, thou vast and venerable head," muttered Ahab, "which, though ungarnished with a beard, yet here and there lookest hoary with mosse
peak, mighty head, and tell us the secret thing that is i...
Speaking as someone who has delved into the intricacies of PL/I, I am sure that only Real Men could have written such a machine-hogging, cycle-grabbing, all-encompassing monster.
Allocate an array a...
Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people to communicate with the people they love
Husbands and wives wh...
Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!...
Special tonight, the best toot in town at prices you won't believe!
! Also, the finest dope, brought all the way from Columbia by spirited young adventurers....

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