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Somebody ought to cross ball point pens with coat hangers so that the pens will multiply instead of disappear.
Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of them over in the corner.
Someday somebody has got to decide whether the typewriter is the machine, or the person who operates it.
Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh.
.. It will probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a blood-curdling maniacal scream....
Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. -- Evan Davi
Someday you'll get your big chance -- or have you already had it?
Someday your prints will come. -- Kodak
Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.
-- Ashleigh Brillia...
Somehow, the world always affects you more than you affect it.

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