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• Someday you'll look back on this and laugh.
• I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• A blood curdling scream echos through the cave, yet it somehow feels much much safer and cleaner.
• Patty: Some days, we don't let the line move at all.
  Selma: We call those weekdays. [the gruesome twosome laugh] Patty...
• We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing.
  But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town....
• If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison.
  It went a lot faster with two people digging. -- Mister Boffo...
• If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. -- Jimmy Buffe
• I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky.
  Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh....
• We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all. -- Jean de La Bruyere