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Some marriages are made in heaven -- but so are thunder and lightning.
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them. -- Ed Howe
Some men are all right in their place -- if they only the knew the right places! -- Mae We
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
-- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22...
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think about sex at all.
.. they become lawyers. -- Woody Alle...
Some men are so interested in their wives continued happiness that they hire detectives to find out the reason for it.
Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. -- Maureen Murphy
Some men feel that the only thing they owe the woman who marries them is a grudge.
-- Helen Rowland...
Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
-- Samuel Butle...

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