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Miscellaneous Collections

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SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
Software production is assumed to be a line function, but it is run like a staff function.
-- Paul Licke...
Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more "user-friendly".
Soldiers who wish to be a hero Are practically zero, But those who wish to be civilians, They run into the millions.
Solipsists of the World... you are already united. -- Kayvan Sylva
Solutions are obvious if one only has the optical power to observe them over the horizon.
-- K.A. Arsdall...
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested.
-- Francis Bacon [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.]...
Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them. Others are so fast, they don't notice you.
Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk. -- Thoreau
Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.

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