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• The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
  -- Maureen Murphy...
• If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
• If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. -- Florynce Kennedy, 1976
• If men could get pregnant, it would help hide the beer bellies.
• A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women.
  A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him....
• What we've got here is failure to communicate... Some men you just can't reach.
  So you get what we got here last week.. Which is the the way he wants....
• One pill makes you larger And if you go chasing rabbits And, one pill makes you small.
  And you know you're going to fall. And the ones that mother gives you, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Don't do anything at all....
• Having a beer can't make you pregnant. -- Men vs. Bee