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Some people call them "cars" or "trucks"; I call them "dimensional transmogrifiers" because they change three-dimensional cats into two-dimensional ones.
-- F. Frederick Skitty...
Some people carve careers, others chisel them.
Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Some people claim that the UNIX learning curve is steep, but at least you only have to climb it once.
Some people have a great ambition: to build something that will last, at least until they've finished building it.
Some people have a way about them that seems to say
If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk....
Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.
Some people have parts that are so private they themselves have no knowledge of them.
Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic.
Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

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