Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

SNACKTREK: The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
SNAPPY REPARTEE: What you'd say if you had another chance.
Snoopy: No problem is so big that it can't be run away from.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Snow Day -- stay home.
Snow White has become a camera buff. She spends hours and hours shooting pictures of the seven dwarfs and their antics.
Then she mails the exposed film to a cut rate photo service. It takes weeks f...
So... did you ever wonder, do garbagemen take showers before they go to work?
So do the noble fall. For they are ever caught in a trap of their own making.
A trap -- walled by duty, and locked by reality....
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.
-- Bertrand Russell...

< previous

10782