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• She was a rum runner's daughter, and I love her still.
• She was only the referee's daughter, but should see her box...
• She was only the stableman's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her.
• Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor daughter a dress.
  When she got there, the cupboard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess......
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• She was only a mortician's daughter but anyone cadaver.
• QOTD: "I treat her like a throughbred, and she's STILL a nag!
• A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for her birthday.
  An hour later, when wandered through the house, he found her looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen....